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South London · Online service · fixed, per month

Small business accountants in Coulsdon — from £65/mo, fixed.

Complete accounting for Coulsdon small businesses: books, VAT, payroll, year-end and tax in one fixed monthly plan — with an accountant who tells you things before they become problems. Serving Coulsdon and nearby Coulsdon West, Woodmansterne, Chipstead.

Fixed fees, alwaysThe price you see is the price you pay — never hourly.
100% onlineServing every UK town. No office visits needed.
Registered UK companyBohzo Accountants is a trading name of Bohzo Ltd, registered in England and Wales. Company No. 15031604.
HMRC & Companies HouseReturns and accounts prepared and filed for you.
Small Business Accountants · Coulsdon

Small Business Accountants for Coulsdon — done properly, entirely online

Established small businesses in Coulsdon — typically £50k–£1m turnover, with or without staff — that want one provider, one fee and no compliance surprises.

What's included

  • Year-end accounts and all tax filings
  • Monthly bookkeeping on cloud software
  • VAT and payroll where you need them
  • One fixed monthly fee covering the whole compliance calendar
  • Proactive flags — thresholds approaching, reliefs unclaimed, deadlines due
Why Bohzo

Why Coulsdon businesses pick Bohzo

We own the calendar

We track every HMRC and Companies House date that applies to you, so you don't have to.

Fixed fees — agreed first

Your fee is agreed before any work starts and never changes mid-job. No hourly billing, ever.

No office visits — anywhere

Records in over the portal or WhatsApp, approvals from your phone, filings sent electronically — Coulsdon to HMRC without a single appointment.

A registered UK company

Bohzo Accountants trades as Bohzo Ltd, registered in the UK under Company No. 15031604 — check us on Companies House any time.

Transparent pricing

Compare our fixed small business accountants fees

Your situationFixed fee
Core: accounts, tax, bookkeeping£65/mo
Complete: core + VAT + payroll (up to 5)£125/mo
Premium: complete + quarterly management accounts£185/mo
Switching health check (one-off, refunded if you join)£99

“From” pricing reflects the simplest case; anything more complex is quoted as a fixed fee in writing before work begins — and never changes after.

What makes us different

Online accountants vs the high street

Most local firms near Coulsdon quote low, bill by the hour and reserve the right to charge for every phone call. We work the other way round: one fixed fee agreed in writing before anything starts, every question included, and the whole engagement handled online — which is exactly why we can serve Coulsdon at fees a walk-in office can't match.

There's no office to fund in Coulsdon and no office to visit: records travel through our secure portal or WhatsApp, approvals happen on your phone, and filings go to HMRC and Companies House electronically. You get the same qualified work — minus the overheads, the travel and the surprises on the invoice.

How it works

Small Business Accountants in Coulsdon: from first message to filed

Message us from Coulsdon

Start with a message — no forms, no phone queue. Tell us what needs doing and we take it from there.

Fixed quote in writing

One fixed price before any work starts. Complex case? We say so now, not on the invoice.

Online onboarding

The legal bits — ID verification, engagement letter — happen online in minutes, then your records come in via the portal or WhatsApp.

Approve, then we file

We prepare, you check and approve, we submit — and you get the HMRC confirmation the same day it's filed.

Serving Coulsdon

The same service in Coulsdon as anywhere — by design

Coulsdon sits in South London (CR5), and like everywhere we serve, it gets the identical service and fee as central London — because nothing about our work depends on where you are. What matters is your situation, your records and your deadlines; all three travel over WhatsApp just fine.

London clients in Coulsdon tend to arrive with more moving parts — employment plus side income, shares, property. That's fine: the fixed quote covers your actual situation, agreed before we start, however many supplementary pages it needs.

Coulsdon & around

Where we work around Coulsdon

Coulsdon sits in the borough of Croydon (Coulsdon Town ward), CR5 postcode area. Wherever you are around Coulsdon, the numbers below are why "near me" matters less than it used to — every place in the list gets the same service, the same day.

NearbyDistance from CoulsdonDirection
Coulsdon West0.2 milesnorth-west
Woodmansterne0.6 mileswest
Chipstead1.2 mileswest
Old Coulsdon1.2 milessouth-east
Coulsdon East1.2 milessouth-east

Distances are straight-line, between place centres. Every listed place — and everywhere between — is served online at the same fixed fees.

Questions

Coulsdon small business accountants FAQs

What's included in the monthly fee?

Everything listed in your package, with no metering: accounts, tax, bookkeeping, and VAT/payroll on the larger plans. Questions and calls are included too — we'd rather hear about a decision before you make it than fix it after.

We already have an accountant — is switching painful?

No. You tell them you're moving; we handle professional clearance and record transfer. Most switches complete inside two weeks, and the health-check fee is refunded when you join.

Can you grow with us if we take on staff or pass the VAT threshold?

That's the design: plans step up as you add payroll, VAT or management reporting, with each change priced before it happens. You'll never discover a fee change on an invoice.

Do I need to visit an office in Coulsdon?

No — there's nothing to visit and nothing to print. We're an online firm: records go through our secure portal or WhatsApp, and everything is filed electronically. It works the same whether you're in Coulsdon or anywhere else in South London.

I searched "small business accounting near me" — is this service really local to Coulsdon?

Coulsdon is fully covered, yes. The work is done online, which in practice means more local than an office: same-day replies instead of appointment slots, and the same published fixed fee whether you're in Coulsdon town centre or the edge of South London. If you'd rather talk it through first, WhatsApp us — a real person answers.

Who will actually handle my small business accounting?

Bohzo Accountants — a trading name of Bohzo Ltd, a registered UK company (No. 15031604). You get a named contact, a fixed fee in writing, and nothing is filed until you've reviewed and approved it.

How do your fixed fees work?

You tell us your situation, we quote one fixed price in writing before any work starts, and that price never changes mid-job. If your case is unusually complex we'll say so up front and agree a different fixed price — but the fee is always agreed before we begin, never after.

Worth knowing

From our inbox: what Coulsdon businesses ask us

Your first year in business

Register with HMRC by the 5 October after your first tax year of trading, open a separate business account, and put a fixed slice of every payment aside for tax. Do those three things and your first January will be boring — the good kind.

Landlord tax has its own rules

Since Section 24, individual landlords can't deduct mortgage interest as an expense — it's a 20% tax credit instead, which pushes some higher-rate landlords into surprising bills. Whether to hold property personally or through a company is now a genuine question with genuine trade-offs.

The VAT registration threshold

VAT registration becomes compulsory once your taxable turnover in any rolling 12 months passes £90,000 — and "rolling" is the word that catches people, because it's not your accounting year. Businesses in Coulsdon growing towards that line should be watching it monthly.

What to actually look for in an accountant

A good accountant should be able to tell you, in plain English, what they'll do, when, and for exactly how much. Vagueness on any of the three is the tell. Everything else — size of firm, fancy office, distance from Coulsdon — is decoration.

Capital gains: windows and allowances

Timing disposals across tax years, using losses properly, and the spousal transfer rules can all legitimately reduce capital gains bills — but only before the sale. CGT planning after completion is just arithmetic.

Dividends: the allowance is small now

Dividends can only be paid from accumulated profits, and paperwork matters: board minutes and dividend vouchers, dated correctly. "Illegal dividends" isn't dramatic language — overdrawn payments can be reclassified, with tax consequences, if the profits weren't there.

Penalties escalate on a timetable

If a return is late because HMRC asked for one you don't actually need, it can sometimes be withdrawn entirely — penalties included. And where there's a genuine reasonable excuse, appeals succeed more often than people expect. The wrong move is ignoring the letters.

The 31 January deadline, without the panic

Miss 31 January and the £100 fine is automatic; three months later daily penalties start. If you're behind on a return, the maths almost always favours filing quickly over waiting — penalties grow on a timetable, and HMRC charges interest either way.

General guidance, not personal advice — thresholds and dates change. For advice on your own position in Coulsdon, message us and we'll answer against your actual numbers.

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